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Sex in Public

April 24, 2010 by Dan

So I come home from the store yesterday around 7:30 pm and there are two people having sex in the hot tub of my apartment complex. My wife and I have lived in this complex for about three years and unfortunately this is not an uncommon occurrence. Once we even came home and a couple was filming themselves having sex in the hot tub. We could see the red light on the camera flashing next to the tub as they were going at it. However, what made this display special was that it wasn’t even dark. I mean its bad enough that you are having sex in a community hot tub, but to not even wait until the cover of night? I get that you two are really into each other and maybe even get off at the thought of people watching you do it, but you should realize that not everyone wants to see you do it. We don’t want to be a part of your sexual games. Thanks for thinking of us, but we will pass.

Now some people might think “Oh he is lurking in the bushes and this hot tub is not visible without some effort.” Unfortunately, that is not the case. It is an outdoor hot tub surrounded by a parking lot on three sides. I have to drive by it to get to my parking space which is at most 40 feet from the hot tub. The other really nasty part of this story is to see all the people that use that hot tub during the day and probably never think about all of the bodily fluids floating around it there. Get your kids out of that human soup!

Anybody else have problems with people having sex outdoors?

One Response to “ Sex in Public ”

  1. bedside table
    June 2, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    You know this made me think of a quote. It’s something like: “All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.” Amerindo Waldo Emmerson

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